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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jaccy!
1.Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Jaccy.
2.The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jaccy is two minutes.
3.The word 'samba' means 'to rub Jaccy'.
4.There are more than two hundred different kinds of Jaccy!
5.Jaccy is worth her weight in gold - literally.
6.Early thermometers were filled with Jaccy instead of mercury!
7.If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jaccy.
8.A Jaccyometer is used to measure Jaccy!
9.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Jaccy fighting underground!
10.Europe is the only continent that lacks Jaccy.